Ah, the American justice system
When life gives you lemons ask for some salt and tequila
took me a minute to realize Nice is a place in paris and not some commentary on the story
lets get this party started
Yves Pires // Gustav Klimt
A baby pangolin is born quite helpless, other than the ability to suckle and cling. Until the baby is big enough to travel on its on, a mother pangolin will tote it around on her tail.
Images: Firdia Lisnawati
College kids are the absolute last people you want to mug. They’re in peak physical condition, they have no money, and most of them have such a twisted view on the value of life they would rather you shoot them than give you the $4.37 in change at the bottom of their book bag.
ztejas (via suspend)
Did somebody just look at the moon and think “but what if opposite?”
It would look like an eye
ITS NINE IN THE AFTERNOON
one time this dude was being stupid so i said
“well you can’t spell stupid without u”
and he got really angry and shouted
“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”
and i just stared at him for a rly long time
A ghost on the subway
trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
This is the largest dust mite I’ve ever seen.